Quotes
temper for distruction!

if you would like to send me a bird house please leave it in a tree in your backyard

yes love bacon, exspecially canadian

Nick use to have dreams that slave drivers were going to take him away while he's asleep!!

One time I took this girl out to eat at a really nice place in L.A. We ordered a ton of food, but when the bill came, I realized I forgot my wallet at home! My dad had to come bring it to me. It was so embarrassing! I didn't think it was big deal, but Nick and Joe still tease me about it

The minute I asked this one girl on a date, she thought I was her boyfriend. That's not the way it's supposed to be. Relationships take time

(about what he does to make a girl feel special) I'll try to surprise her, like show up with Starbucks coffee--completely unannounced. I'm also gone a lot, so I'll try to call her as many times as I can without being weird

I watched Gilligan’s Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must’ve eaten bad food or something

I once had a girlfriend who would send back the notes I had written her with all my spelling errors circled. I would get so upset. I didn’t want to look like an idiot.

loved being the oldest because I bossed my brothers around

The craziest thing I ever did was I told a teacher who just bought a new house that the realtor called, and said that his roof collasped. He called the number that I gave him, which was actually my cell phone, and I told him "April Fools!" and he freaked.

My little, little brother Frankie and I were watching a karate movie, so we were gonna practice by pretending to hit each other. I didn't mean to punch him, but I swung as hard as I could and knocked him in the face! Right away, when I felt his face in my hand, I was like, "Oooh!" He started crying. It was so bad. As you can imagine, I got grounded for that.

My name is Mufasa, I'm the King of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand